Listen, it’s all well and good that Sylvester Stallone has turned Expendables 2 into this summer’s cameo feeding frenzy, complete with guest-starring appearance by beefcake legends Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Stallone even managed to fill the mandatory Hemsworth quota by casting Liam “Not Thor” Hemsworth as a sniper. But there’s a lingering question lurking over the action sequel: Just what is the plot of this thing? A new trailer answers that question, and the answer is: “Van Damme, Plutonium, Bang Boom Pow.” Now that that’s settled, watch the trailer and prepare for unfiltered action decadence:
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