The A Nightmare on Elm Street star appears in a new, PSA-lampooning ad for the original movie output of horror network Chiller. As Englund explains, “Right now, hundreds of deranged, psychopathic killers are struggling through life with no place to terrify people.” He then introduces us to to masked maniac named Gregory, who “had dreams of slashing unsuspecting teenagers and making clothing out of human skin. Instead, he lives a life of amateur gardening and eating old human teeth.”
Englund concludes by explaining how you can make everything better — or worse, depending on your point of view — by watching Chiller. You can check out the full video below.