It’s just there for a split-second, and then fades to black before things get really revealing. But anyone who grew up with Transformers toys, especially during the ’80s, could watch yesterday’s Super Bowl spot and hazard a guess about which vintage character makes a return in Transformers: Dark of the Moon — Laserbeak. After the jump, we dissect what we think we learned from the movie’s cool Super Bowl spot:
Okay, anything named Laserbeak immediately plunges the conversation into the hopeless void of nerdlingers, but indulge this speculation for a moment. For all its faults, one of the cool updates in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was the prickly, battle-ready design of the mechanical panther Ravage.
What do Ravage and Laserbeak (pictured right, circa 1982) have in common? In the original series, both were Decepticons who shared a common disguise — that of a cassette tape. They were spies, dispatched to monitor Optimus Prime and the Autobots and return to share what they recorded in the warm, tape-deck bosom of the villain Soundwave (a Walkman in original form, a satellite in the new movies.)
Whatever this winged creature turns out to be, its Ginsu-knife wingspan is already one of the more sinister reveals of the new film.
At the end of the second film, Optimus Prime fused with the dying SR-71 Blackbird Transformer known as Jetfire to multiply his strength, acquiring wings and jet engines that fell away after the final battle. But above, those upgrades seem to have been made permanent, as Prime swoops through the streets of Chicago in jet-form, then transforms to swing his sword Babe Ruth-style through some mechanical troublemakers.
Some bad news: See those orange and green robots in the lower left-hand corner of the screengrab? Bumblebee or Ratchet, as some commenters have suggested? Or the goofy twins? (Insert Marge Simpson groan here.)
Chicago is getting a new subway line. At least, that’s what it looks like with this multi-armed destruction machine burrowing through the city center (above). What is this thing? I know Transformers pretty well, and even I couldn’t guess. It looks like the unholy offspring of Spider-Man‘s Doctor Octopus and The Underminer from The Incredibles (“I am beneath you! But NOTHING is beneath ME!”) The wanton disregard for public or private property suggests an allegiance to the Decepticons (or maybe Banksy.)
Ironhide lives up to his name. That’s the tough-guy Autobot to the left, crashing head-on into two unknown villains. The force of the collision launches all three into the air, where they pirouette, transform in mid-air, and land on their feet Mary Lou Retton-style, ready to brawl. It’s an elegant slow-motion move from director Michael Bay, who tends to like his action up-close and dirty. But, man, be careful with that pimped-out GMC TopKick body of yours, Ironhide. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore. Literally.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon opens on July 1.
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Will people waste their money on this steaming pile? Of course they will.
And what kind of steaming piles do you waste your money on? Let me guess, The Notebook/ The Kings Speech? Please fool, S.T.F.U.
crunchberries40, you my only freind.
No no, I’m your friend too harry. Of course I’ll spend $20 for this movie on the 3D Imax. Why? Because I can afford it, and it’s a fun time at the movies. Being serious about politics, life and death, poverty and disease is one thing, but being overly critical and bitter of a movie and its fans? Come on now.
The Kings Speech > Any Transformers movie. Shows that crunchberries40 is a kid approaching puberty.
Um I LOVE transformers, but we needn’t bring The Notebook into this!!! I love that movie, too! C’mon man!
I hated the 2nd one. Such a waste of money, but I’m not going to lie…I’ll probably still see this one.
Laserbeak….transform!!
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hahaha no your not!
nevermind, you are. I hate being wrong
Don’t tell J. Locke what he can’t post! (He gets real upset & his voice gets all high.)
Maybe it’s Buzzsaw instead of Laserbeak.
Maybe but Both Laserbeak and Buzzsaw had to fit into Soundwave, this looks too big for that. Could be one of the Transformers from the Beast series. Big thing coming out of Chicago ground could be another scorpinox.
nerdgasm!!!
BTW those are not the twins in the bottom of the picture. They yellow one is Bumblebee, and the green one is most likely Ratchet. He got repainted for this movie.
Correct, Bay already said the Twins will not be in this one…
The twins are in the movie, but not, apparently they are just one robot now… Spark.
At least that is from what I have read and heard around the web.
Let’s hope so!
Yes! I agree with Melmack…that is Bumble Bee and Ratchet. To me is seems very obvious…you can plainly see BB’s “wings” and the Goffy Twins (who are rumoured to be returning) are green and purple.
Is that blonde girl the new Megan Fox? She looks just as brain dead. Movie looks good otherwise.
I can’t imagine replacing Megan Fox was all that difficult, just find another wannabe actress with a good body and no brain and voila!
LOL!!
i agree those are not the twins. now you guy’s might know this but the engine their fighting over i think is from or made of technology from the ark (maybe) just a thought and i was thinking do you think primes trailer is made from jetfire parts
those arnt the twins but i believe they will be in the movhe cuz there are many set photos and are in the toy line for the movie
They make toys to make money, doesn’t mean they will be in the movie. They made a ton of toys for bots that weren’t in the 2nd movie too. And what set pics?
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Yea the very first teaser with the moon landing looked like Trion.
Whatever it is, I’m certain it will play a crucial role in advancing the narrative of this finely tuned plot. Or, since it’s a Michael Bay piece-of-garbage, I’m sure it’ll be responsible for lots and lots of slow-motion explosions.
You know what my fav part of the trailer was? “michaelbay.com” flashing up on the screen first. What a joke.
The pictures all look like a bunch of blurs. Honestly, I can not tell what I am looking at. I know these we yanked from a moving picture (hence the origin of the word “movie”) but these captions are some of the worst pieces of photography I have ever seen.
If all else fails, at least this will be visually stimulating.
You can only go up from TF2… probably…
Not sure how anyone could think those are anything other than Bumblebee and Ratchet. Also, Shockwave appears in this scene as well.
As a (female) person who grew up loving the cartoons, I was mortified when Megan Fox went from being an almost equal partner in the first movie to nothing but eye candy in the second. From what I see in the trailer, Blondie is going to be a step further down from that. Mr. Bay, not all Transformers fans are horny teenage boys, and those that are, would go and see the movie regardless. Diehard fans want to see the Autobots and Decepticons and all that wonderful crash-bangery. There’s still time – go back to the drawing board and write Blondie a meaty role or kill her off in the opening minutes!
She is in the teaser for less than 10 seconds with no lines, can’t really make any assumptions about it just because shes (somewhat) good looking.
Based on the past movie, I feel like you can…the girl just looked dead eyed. And haha, sorry, but a “meaty role”…in Transformers? Haha
Based on the past movie, this one is going to be a huge pile of garbage. Can’t judge anything yet. I could care less about her personally, here for the robots.
Maybe so, but having seen most of the rest of Bay’s stellar oeuvre, one can hardly be faulted for assuming the worst from the latest in his rich pantheon of deep, multi-dimensional female characters.
It’s not like the male characters are multi-dimensional either.
When optamis lands in the battle scene it looks like he loses the wings before he starts to slice up deceptacons
How about you learn how to spell OPTIMUS before you comment on here ya Jack Wagon!!!!!
cool your jets man wasn’t paying attention at the time ill spell it right for ya then optimus ya happy!
Re: the digging machine- I do recall that little guy Rumble, who had jackhammers for arms. he had some friend who did other construction type activities. maybe one was a drill?
The other cassette guy with Rumble was Frenzy.
Soundwave had several cassettes including Ravage, Rumble, Frenzy and Laserbeak. Later on, Rat Bat…