'Zookeeper' trailer features Sylvester Stallone as a lion, Nick Nolte as a gorilla, everyone else in Hollywood as an animal

It’s been estimated by actual scientists that, by the year 2025, every single actor in Hollywood will have voiced a sassy-yet-adorable animal in a family comedy. The new Kevin James comedy Zookeeper moves our society one step closer to that blessed day by featuring an impressively diverse crowd of Hollywoodites voicing animals in captivity. Sylvester Stallone and Cher are lions; Jon Favreau and Faizon Love are bears; Maya Rudolph is a giraffe; and Don Freaking Rickles is a frog. But the first trailer is completely stolen by the voice of Nick Nolte, who voices a gorilla who absolutely adores T.G.I. Friday’s for some reason. Also, keep an eye out for Rosario Dawson, who appears in the trailer for three whole seconds as the boundlessly selfless best friend/stealth hottie who helps Kevin James win back his horrible blonde ex-girlfriend. Check out the trailer after the jump…

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  • elevendcc

    wow.. all of that looks like complete nonsense

  • Hayley

    Cher is partly Armenian. A lot of people don’t know that.

  • Josh

    That sure looks like a movie.

  • Henri M.

    I feel sorry for the parents that have to drag their kids to see this garbage. When I was a kid, I used to watch “family films”, movies that could be enjoyed by kids and adults at the same level, and for the same reasons. Today, Hollywood’s idea of a family film is a movie that pleases kids with the slapstick, and pleases the adults with celebirity voices and raunchy humor. It rarely ever works.

  • Ian

    Time to dust off my script “Fatty Henderson: Fart Inspector” and send it to Kevin James’ agents ASAP.

  • kelsey

    I just cringed in places I’ve never cringed before.

  • Thom

    This looks worse than 9/11.

    • Mr Eko

      Funniest. Comment. Ever.

  • Focus

    Who cast Don Rickles into a frog?
    .
    Which one of Hollywood’s princesses’ kiss will it take to turn him back into the prince of comedy?
    .
    If I were him I would try everyone on the list, just to make sure.

  • charisse

    this is funny.

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