New 'Happy Feet Two' trailer confounds humans, fulfills purpose in this strange universe

This new trailer for November’s Happy Feet Two is a terrifying look at the state of our world. The Pulp Fiction music is hurling Robin Williams into the sea one count too soon; sparkly penguins are bringing sexy back and enunciating “Take it to the chor-us” a little too carefully; the overarching purpose of life is to dance; and KILLER SEALS!

It looks like Elijah Wood’s penguin has a son now, and the son wants to fly. But my overwhelming takeaway from this hallucinatory mélange is that the dangling nose-penis on that all-knowing walrus-tapir hybrid (?!) looks (and probably feels — I’m dying to know) like those weird rubber toys that were like long doughnuts with illusory holes. Right? And the whole point of them was to let them sift through your unclenched fist again and again and again? Check out the trailer below:

Update: Those toys are called Wonder Wieners, or sometimes Water Wigglies or water snakes. Thanks, Twitter!

But seriously what if that thing was just hovering over you, threatening to swallow you up all the time? On the one hand, ewwwww; on the other, what a way to go. Right? You guys?

Annie on Twitter

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  • Jamaaliver

    Talk about a movie that didn’t need a sequel.

    Oh Hollywood, when will you learn?

  • Duane S

    Yea I am back in the movies I love happy feet and I walk like one two and 46 years olds I will aways walk like one

  • Barry

    Looks like another piece of 3D garbage.

  • MultiPass

    Oh my lord that looks godawful.

  • A

    Oh sweet baby Jesus, this looks so bad.

  • Mother Nature

    So very unnecessary.

  • SLB

    Like the first one wasn’t bad enough?

  • MSR

    Saw this trailer at the premiere of Harry Potter and was so disappointed they made a sequel to Happy Feet. The first movie was bad enough. This trailer made that one look decent.

  • PennyBeGood

    I see they made a bold choice with the trailer to make it appear as if the movie has no plot, only animals behaving cutely.

    • orville

      Do you really think that any of the kids who will want to see this (or the parents who will take them) will care a thing about plot?

    • Jimbo

      I appirectae you taking to time to contribute That’s very helpful.

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  • PDDB

    Ha ha! Annie wants to feel the nose pe nis!

  • LisaMama

    The first was AWFUL and had a strange spiritual message. This one looks worse.

  • Q

    I can’t believe the first one won the Oscar over Cars and Monster House.

  • John

    Make it stop.

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