Today, Ain’t It Cool News debuted a clip from Expendables 2, in which Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham zip down a zipline into a jungle and kill a whole bunch of dudes. At one point, it almost looks like they’re going to die. But then — spoiler alert — they don’t die! Anyhow, the important thing to remember is that Sylvester Stallone was born one year after World War II ended, and he’s still ziplining into a jungle, so what’s your excuse? Get a job, hippie!
Watch the clip, which also includes a rare sighting of a Hemsworth:
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